Tuesday, July 12, 2005

11 Reasons Why We Aren't Women's Dreams

11 REASONS WHY WOMEN FIND IT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiR
DREAMS..........

Message:

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we
are
only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice
and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual,are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest
in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you'd like
to have dinner with."

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH
AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So sad and so true.

Anonymous said...

non.. emang bener sih..
cuman tergantung woman-nya juga bukan?
Only the wise queen who can make the men become a grrrreeat king

Anonymous said...

gak semua wanita berpikir demikian..